Tik Tok Parody (Broken Clock)

I wake up in the morning feeling like luke's father (i am your father),
got some wicked dance mooves that i think will put u underwater
I just found out that my mother had a se-cond daughter,
even after 7 years she thinks she's finally caught her...
talking ninjas all up in a tree (tree),
getting married to a purple bee (bee),
talking pony found inside of me (me),
eww is that dung? o_0 stealing toilet paper from the bathroom,
eating all of these mushrooms,
feeding chili to a dirty hobooo...
lets swim in a tree,
OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PEE,
do a crime, do the time, till
i pay a big fine
tik tok, broken clock, gonna knock my sisters snot out,
whoah its chunky, whoah and green
PetCo sells these little goldfish that have very puffy cheeks,
i want one very badly but it costs a million three
i got really upset so i hid in tree,
but seriously now, I REALLY NEED TO GO PEE
barney sacked me into a bag (bag),
he looked like a really old hag (hag),
my daddy bought a really old rag (rag)...
Taylor Laughtner is very hot (hot),
Robert Patterson is very not (not),
look at what i just bought, TADA!!! a fat robot
lets swim in a tree,
OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PEE,
do a crime, do the time, till i pay a big fine
tik tok, broken clock, gonna knock my sisters snot out,
whoah its chunky, whoah and green 
I: I hear little girls want some teeth from santa,
but i dont think thats hardly ever fair,
why dont they ask someone who is good like the tooth fairy or the easter bunny x2
now i just came out of the toilet, that felt really good 
I: lets swim in a tree, OH MY GOD I HAVE TO PEE,
do a crime, do the time, till i pay a big fine
tik tok, broken clock, gonna knock my sisters snot out,
whoah its chunky, whoah and green x2

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