California Gurls Parody (California Squirrels)
Singing:
Hey, look at that, that hot dog turned even more greener
Hard, stale, and mild, boyfriend is peeing in the water (I don’t have one lolz)
Eating pie and cake, hiding underneath a pine tree
My boy, broke his neck, trying to skydive, he’s a creeper
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose, so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, i'll eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
Head to the beach, we got sand in our underwear
I'm a freak, in his jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg hiding in my radio
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose ,so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, ill eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
Rap:
Ugly, gross, fat and flabby
PIGGY BACK! Oh god your heavy! Wild, wild, west coast
These are the squirrels I hate the most
I mean the ones, I mean like that’s the one
Hit it, punch it, squeeze its cheeks
Yes I’m a freak, I hugged his jeep
The squirrels on the beech (that’s a tree)
They’re ok, they shall play
They love horse hay, just like I love May
Christmas tree, and Kong King?
Dunkin Doughnut’s everything
Homesquirrels, Hangin’ out
All that shizz, Chuck Norris, your mother, Hurricane Ike
No genies, just lazy
And crazy, Katy has rabies
(Yeah)
Now look at me lady (I AM YOUR MOTHER)
(Ok… o.o)
Cuz you representin’ Chandler, Arizona
(Exactly)
Singing:
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose ,so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, ill eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
(Arizonaaaaa, Arizonaaaaa)
Rap:
California squirrels man
I wish we could be California squirrels
Singing:
(Arizonaaaaa)
Rap:
I really wish
We could all be
California squirrels
Singing:
Californiaaa squirrels
Hey, look at that, that hot dog turned even more greener
Hard, stale, and mild, boyfriend is peeing in the water (I don’t have one lolz)
Eating pie and cake, hiding underneath a pine tree
My boy, broke his neck, trying to skydive, he’s a creeper
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose, so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, i'll eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
Head to the beach, we got sand in our underwear
I'm a freak, in his jeep
Snoop Doggy Dogg hiding in my radio
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose ,so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, ill eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
Rap:
Ugly, gross, fat and flabby
PIGGY BACK! Oh god your heavy! Wild, wild, west coast
These are the squirrels I hate the most
I mean the ones, I mean like that’s the one
Hit it, punch it, squeeze its cheeks
Yes I’m a freak, I hugged his jeep
The squirrels on the beech (that’s a tree)
They’re ok, they shall play
They love horse hay, just like I love May
Christmas tree, and Kong King?
Dunkin Doughnut’s everything
Homesquirrels, Hangin’ out
All that shizz, Chuck Norris, your mother, Hurricane Ike
No genies, just lazy
And crazy, Katy has rabies
(Yeah)
Now look at me lady (I AM YOUR MOTHER)
(Ok… o.o)
Cuz you representin’ Chandler, Arizona
(Exactly)
Singing:
I tried traveling the world, but my lace got loose ,so I started chasing a goose
Once I party with Ash, ill eat potatoes that have been ma- ah- ah- ah- ashed
California squirrels, stole all my airline nuts
Daisy covered, tankinis on robots
Sun burned skin, it burns
You ate my popsicle, oh oh oh oh oh
California squirrels, aren’t undeniable
Curley tail, we’re new on this block
Tree house represent, now put your paws up
Oh oh oh oh oh
(Arizonaaaaa, Arizonaaaaa)
Rap:
California squirrels man
I wish we could be California squirrels
Singing:
(Arizonaaaaa)
Rap:
I really wish
We could all be
California squirrels
Singing:
Californiaaa squirrels
