Pokerface Parody (Poked My Face)

 i wanna kick him like they do in tv fights,
 hold him hit him baby just make sure that i dont bite (i hate him) 
my ninja's intuition tells me pain is bout to start,
 and after he's been left hooked ill make sure its in his heart,
nah, nahnahnah, nah, nahnahnahnahnah, nah, nahnahnah, nah, nahnahnahnahnah
cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (shes got some anger issues)
cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (hes gonna need some tissues)
he po-po-poked my face po-po-poked my face, lalalala
he po-po-poked my face po-po-poked my face, lalalala
i want him rolled up in to really stinky tar
a little broken bones will never get him far (i hate him)
russian millitary may i borrow your stun guns
and after hes been paralyzed ill bang his head like drums
na, nahnahnah, nah, nahnahnahnahnah, nah, nahnahnah, nah, nahnahnahnahnah
cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (shes got some anger issues)
cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (hes gonna need some tissues)
i will tell you that i hate you, just so much that i would bait you
 im not bluffin, with my muffin
im not lying, youre just runnin, from my really green hot glue gunnin
just like a chicken in McDonalds
place your money cause im buyin, im not lyin
i will promise you, promise you that i will take my time in eating you
I:cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (shes got some anger issues)
cant deny, cant deny, that he did indeed poke my face (hes gonna need some tissues) x3 nahnahnahnah

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